If you have a friend, acquaintance, or “that guy you know from the parking lot” who enjoys the faster side of life—specifically, the crystalline variety—you already know that time is a relative concept. For the average person, a day has 24 hours. For a tweak, a day can last anywhere from 45 minutes to a week and a half.
Trying to get a straight answer about why they are four hours late (or three days absent) is like trying to nail Jell-O to a wall. You won’t get the truth, but you will get an incredibly intricate, deeply paranoid, and wildly entertaining story.
Here are the top 5 quintessential excuses for why the spun won’t show.
